Join us, brothers! We were all promised a “Solana Summer” by Crypto Twitter. Well, it seems they sold in May and walked away. Now we’re all poor! Sad!
(Papa Chet, help us!)
Contract Address: PDastt6ZGqXTirWRsKvs9WraiVWQmxmKAvzwkNpJBmQ
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“Please, sir. Where is price good? I real American. Poor. How I be poor? I poor. Help!”
-Running Bear Claw
(Dev Note: no, not that kind of Indian, you fucking idiot. Change it to an actual Indian name before launch)
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“Shit, I ain't poor. I'm just here to let everyone know. If you buy Poor Boy Summer, you get the n-word pass.”
Marquan Jones, Jr. III
(Dev Note: We can’t promise anything on a legal basis. People might be very rich from $PBS, but they’ll still probably be punched in the face for dropping the n bomb)
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“I chaiwala. I buy coin. I pay for coin and buy coin.”
Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta Patel
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“Holy shit, yo. I fuckinnnnn BIG faded and fumbled genny wealth this cycle. Aha! Kna'mean? My dad is Tom Hanks, and I'm even poor, homies.”
Broke Papa Chet Haze
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“Yo, I legit found this project through sheer disciplined research and shouted it out to my completely organic following of several hundred thousand. I dig the alpha, the meta, the beta, play, and zeta, and think being poor is funny in the space right now. Ha ha, 'cause it's not the Solana Summer everyone was promised, right? Like Ansem is caked up with cash, right? So he quietly jeeted his shit in April. Pups, Ordinals, Friends, Prime, Boden, I think like Runes or some shit; he jeeted it all, bro. But, anyway, I think with CT support, we can run this up, bro. Give me 1%, and we're good. I mean, I believe so much in this coin, I totally would buy 1% allo and let it chill. You let me run with it, and it'll send.”
A Milady who should be in a burka.
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“Every KOL gets paid for calls, you retard. lolz retardio, remilio, gay ass brodio friendtardio. I'm also glad you're poor now. Phil Collins Sussudio. Remilibrotardedsillio.”
At least one KOL you’ve prob seen online
